The Coolest Dood On This Side Of The Nuthouse

opiumdenmother-:

~lol~

neutrinos-are-cool:

This gif makes it looks consensual, I’m just saying. 

(Source: acciopond)

penisology:

p3nisp0w3r-:

br0fectbitch-:

youmaynowlaugh:

internet-swag:

eyevan:

I hate cauliflower. 

i wear dunks. 

I watch The Game.

I love KFC

i love watermelon, kool aid, and i’ve been chased by the cops

lol

i keep a stash of fried chicken in my fridge right next to the watermelon

I have to leave my dick at the door when I enter the room, because it can’t fit through the frame. *picks afro*

“What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!” - says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
”And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore!”